Libertatem Aeternum

Cade’s Abortion Clinic & Pizzeria

Are you pregnant? About to be? Maybe you’ve already gave birth? Regardless of the type of issue Cade’s Abortion Clinic & Pizzeria is here to remove your unwanted children!


We use state of the art coat hanger based technology to “safely” dispose of the fetus/child. We then take the slimy goo that is extracted and turn it into a delicious pizza sauce you won’t taste anywhere else!


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